On his show a few nights ago, Jimmy Kimmel presented the latest exercise device that is sure to rival Suzanne Somer’s Thigh Master! His device, The Tug Toner, is a parody of the latest apparatus The Free Flexor (which you can purchase by clicking on the link I’ve provided). If you ordered it (or have ordered it), let me know how that exercise routine is going!

Kimmel’s Tug Toner far surpasses The Free Flexor as a phallic symbol. I can’t wait for a Tug Toner class at my gym. It would beat Naked Yoga any day of the week!